CONGA

So...mortifying experiences eh? well there were plenty, firstly I went to get on the bus, got on sat down, and Tosser starts laughing at me, and I can only think of one reason for this, I seem to sit in the same place everyday, but thats just cos theres no other seats.
Got off the bus and was walking into school, Tosser was infront of me and kept stopping, turning around, looking at me then walking a lil bit again, then stopped and stared then walked again ect ect..
Ah lunchtime, We were all walking to the hall to get lunch with Kate, when we spotted someone and Anna RAAAAAN FOR IT, then we all sat down with Kate while she ate, and who comes into the hall, yep tosser, and he really drags his feet on the floor was kind of funny actually, but then he got food and was way to close to where I was and I HAD to get out of the hall and so made a quick exit.
Forth lesson (yes Ceri that is pronounced FOUTH) I was walking past Tossers form with Ceri (aka evil person) when she suddenly shouted 'CONGA' and sqeeezed my waist and so I screamed and then fell to the floor in a embarrassing heap...brilliant, and to make matters worse Tosser was just coming out of form and so most likely saw me although I did not see him, and was unaware he was there until ceri 'kindly' imformed me when we got to forth lesson (yes fouth lesson)
TosserBlog over and out :S to be continued shortly...

CONFRONT!

I have talked about tosser approximatley 300 times today, I am completly obsessed with a boy who thinks Im an elf loving freak (well I suppose I am but..). I just want to say 'Hi, I dont fancy you, I just think youre really fit!' but ofcourse I can't because I do not own a fucking pair of nuts and I can't even walk past him without turning bright red and going all high pitched and squeaky!! I am going to confront him tomorrow and say ' I FANCY YOU, PLEASE MOVE SCHOOLS SO I CAN GET ON WITH MY GOD DAMN LIFE' then run away like the cowardly mouse that I am!! urgh I just wish I could move on to someone a little more in my league which probably means Dougal Mc'Bernie.!!