So...mortifying experiences eh? well there were plenty, firstly I went to get on the bus, got on sat down, and Tosser starts laughing at me, and I can only think of one reason for this, I seem to sit in the same place everyday, but thats just cos theres no other seats.
Got off the bus and was walking into school, Tosser was infront of me and kept stopping, turning around, looking at me then walking a lil bit again, then stopped and stared then walked again ect ect..
Ah lunchtime, We were all walking to the hall to get lunch with Kate, when we spotted someone and Anna RAAAAAN FOR IT, then we all sat down with Kate while she ate, and who comes into the hall, yep tosser, and he really drags his feet on the floor was kind of funny actually, but then he got food and was way to close to where I was and I HAD to get out of the hall and so made a quick exit.
Forth lesson (yes Ceri that is pronounced FOUTH) I was walking past Tossers form with Ceri (aka evil person) when she suddenly shouted 'CONGA' and sqeeezed my waist and so I screamed and then fell to the floor in a embarrassing heap...brilliant, and to make matters worse Tosser was just coming out of form and so most likely saw me although I did not see him, and was unaware he was there until ceri 'kindly' imformed me when we got to forth lesson (yes fouth lesson)
TosserBlog over and out :S to be continued shortly...
Monday, 8 March 2010
Tuesday, 23 February 2010
Fneeerrrrrgghhhhh
Today was another mortifying experience, was on my way to the bus stop when I spotted Tosser walking, and I became very nervous cos I had decided after much persuading from Anna to tell Tosser that the mesage I sent him on facebook which read 'Heeeeey ____, just thought I'd let you know that the baggy trousers you're wearing are doing you NO favours love and you should buy a pair of tighter ones, P.S what type of underwear do you wear, or do you just like go commando??x' yes I know thats like the most retarded thing ever and I have NO IDEA why the hell I did it!!
So I got out the car and went to stand by Tosser, he looked at me and I decided that was the moment to talk, I wanted to say 'Hey ____ that message on facebook, well my mate sent it, sorry if it like freaked you out, you okay?' but I said 'Hi urrgghhhh frnnneeeehhhg, yeah so, that ermm uuurrrrgggh messa...never mind!!!' and I walked off in the opposit direction. Then he sat behind me on the bus, his mate got on afterwards, who I really dislike, and then they started talking, and to be perfectly frank I do not like Tossers voice, its incredibly chavy and grates on me..When we arrived at school I stood up, turned round saw he was staring at me, I went red and pretended I was staring out the window, retardation or what!!?? Got off the bus and RAAAAAAN FOR MY LIFE! hahahaha..x
Tosser hater/lover over and out. =)
So I got out the car and went to stand by Tosser, he looked at me and I decided that was the moment to talk, I wanted to say 'Hey ____ that message on facebook, well my mate sent it, sorry if it like freaked you out, you okay?' but I said 'Hi urrgghhhh frnnneeeehhhg, yeah so, that ermm uuurrrrgggh messa...never mind!!!' and I walked off in the opposit direction. Then he sat behind me on the bus, his mate got on afterwards, who I really dislike, and then they started talking, and to be perfectly frank I do not like Tossers voice, its incredibly chavy and grates on me..When we arrived at school I stood up, turned round saw he was staring at me, I went red and pretended I was staring out the window, retardation or what!!?? Got off the bus and RAAAAAAN FOR MY LIFE! hahahaha..x
Tosser hater/lover over and out. =)
Tuesday, 9 February 2010
Tuesday 9th February
So, I have decided I am gonna act NORMAL around Tosser, which has proven extremly difficult but I have improved some what..
Got to the bus stop before Tosser arrived, stayed in the car with my dick of a father because it was so gawd damn cold, and I was frightend of having to stand close to Tosser. He arrived looked at me for about 30 seconds, turned around and stood there BY HIMSELF for about 10 minutes before the bus came, I got on the bus and I sat next to Charlie, was rather boring and couldnt see tosser cos he was sitting at the back. I got off the bus and RAN to Anna and I was like 'have you seen him?' and she said 'He's behind you' I was like 'OMFG' but I kept my cool and walked almost normally but did go rather high pitched and squeaky...
I was walking out of second lesson when a boy on my bus asked another boy 'wheres ____?' I could shat myself cos I didnt know he was in the classroom after me, will have to make sure I bump into him more often I think.. I walked past him WITHOUT going red and Ceri (if youre reading this, you really do have a way of jinxing me dont you love?!!) said 'OMG, you walked past him without going red and Spaztastic!!' then what do I do? I go SPAZTASTIC and shout 'YEAAH I KNOW!!AAARRGRHHHH' and I put my arms up in the air in a kinda YABA DABA DO motion!!! then I said 'I kinda fucked that up'. oh well I doubt he saw me anyway..
Didnt really see him much for the rest of the day, just as well I suppose...x Gawd just wish I had some nuts so I could say SOMETHING to him!! ah will have to ask Santa for some Nobby's nuts for crimbo!!..x
Got to the bus stop before Tosser arrived, stayed in the car with my dick of a father because it was so gawd damn cold, and I was frightend of having to stand close to Tosser. He arrived looked at me for about 30 seconds, turned around and stood there BY HIMSELF for about 10 minutes before the bus came, I got on the bus and I sat next to Charlie, was rather boring and couldnt see tosser cos he was sitting at the back. I got off the bus and RAN to Anna and I was like 'have you seen him?' and she said 'He's behind you' I was like 'OMFG' but I kept my cool and walked almost normally but did go rather high pitched and squeaky...
I was walking out of second lesson when a boy on my bus asked another boy 'wheres ____?' I could shat myself cos I didnt know he was in the classroom after me, will have to make sure I bump into him more often I think.. I walked past him WITHOUT going red and Ceri (if youre reading this, you really do have a way of jinxing me dont you love?!!) said 'OMG, you walked past him without going red and Spaztastic!!' then what do I do? I go SPAZTASTIC and shout 'YEAAH I KNOW!!AAARRGRHHHH' and I put my arms up in the air in a kinda YABA DABA DO motion!!! then I said 'I kinda fucked that up'. oh well I doubt he saw me anyway..
Didnt really see him much for the rest of the day, just as well I suppose...x Gawd just wish I had some nuts so I could say SOMETHING to him!! ah will have to ask Santa for some Nobby's nuts for crimbo!!..x
Monday, 8 February 2010
URGHH
O.M.G I am epically retarded, I can't walk past tosser without turning a bright shade of red, I even went red driving past him in the car on the way to my bus stop, WTF is that all about??
Anyway so I got out the car and Alex called me over so I went to her and gave her a hug then I saw tosser was looking at me and instantly went red and pulled away. Then I got on the bus and sat with Ellie who was sitting infront of tosser and I basically spent half an hour talking all high pitched and squeaky because Im such a fucking weirdo!! Oh yeah AND I turned round and stared OPEN FUCKING MOUTHED at tosser for at leaste a minute, he looked at me like I was some sort of looney(which ofcourse I am) ;'(
Got off the bus and had a bone crushing hug off Abi then went into school and saw Tosser again which made me feel sick, and then went to form...
Lunch Time was torture, was sitting on the table with Lucy,Lauren, Cerys and Kate when I spotted Tosser lining up to get lunch practically chocked on my crips and went red (what a shock!) and I think he saw me, then after about 10 minutes, who sits on the table opposit me? yeah thats right tosser, could of died there and then to be honest. Kate wasnt exactly sure WHO tosser was so she was going 'amy amy is that him' and pointed at some ginger fuck I wouldnt look at twice haaaa gotta love Kate!! so I had to go 'he's the one infront of use, eating a sandwich and in a hoodie type coat thing' :P was totally horrifying as he was sat with his girlfriend who I will call gingersnaps (she's ginger and pretty like the girl in my fave childhood book'GingerSnaps') and to be honest she makes me feel so gawd damn ugly and fat I just want to die! THEN I went back to the hall later cos Anna hadnt eaten, and I saw Tosser and GingerSnaps holding hands which made me wanna cry (which isnt like me cos it usually doesnt bother me when he gets a girlfriend, until now I suppose). After Anna had eaten he went through the hall and up the steps (where tosser normally hangs out) and tosser and GingerSnaps were practically entwined, which made me feel even worse.
Got on the bus and Ellie asked if I wanted to sit at the back to stay away from Tosser and ofcourse I said YEEEES but little did I know the seat she had picked was right infront of tosser, she thought it was hilarious, I did not. spent the whole journey getting redder and redder and I practicallly RAN off the bus, gawd I such a mong sometimes.
Im gonna either stare at tosser as much as I want and not care or try to stop looking at him which would be attempting the impossible. urgh Im a dick.
Anyway so I got out the car and Alex called me over so I went to her and gave her a hug then I saw tosser was looking at me and instantly went red and pulled away. Then I got on the bus and sat with Ellie who was sitting infront of tosser and I basically spent half an hour talking all high pitched and squeaky because Im such a fucking weirdo!! Oh yeah AND I turned round and stared OPEN FUCKING MOUTHED at tosser for at leaste a minute, he looked at me like I was some sort of looney(which ofcourse I am) ;'(
Got off the bus and had a bone crushing hug off Abi then went into school and saw Tosser again which made me feel sick, and then went to form...
Lunch Time was torture, was sitting on the table with Lucy,Lauren, Cerys and Kate when I spotted Tosser lining up to get lunch practically chocked on my crips and went red (what a shock!) and I think he saw me, then after about 10 minutes, who sits on the table opposit me? yeah thats right tosser, could of died there and then to be honest. Kate wasnt exactly sure WHO tosser was so she was going 'amy amy is that him' and pointed at some ginger fuck I wouldnt look at twice haaaa gotta love Kate!! so I had to go 'he's the one infront of use, eating a sandwich and in a hoodie type coat thing' :P was totally horrifying as he was sat with his girlfriend who I will call gingersnaps (she's ginger and pretty like the girl in my fave childhood book'GingerSnaps') and to be honest she makes me feel so gawd damn ugly and fat I just want to die! THEN I went back to the hall later cos Anna hadnt eaten, and I saw Tosser and GingerSnaps holding hands which made me wanna cry (which isnt like me cos it usually doesnt bother me when he gets a girlfriend, until now I suppose). After Anna had eaten he went through the hall and up the steps (where tosser normally hangs out) and tosser and GingerSnaps were practically entwined, which made me feel even worse.
Got on the bus and Ellie asked if I wanted to sit at the back to stay away from Tosser and ofcourse I said YEEEES but little did I know the seat she had picked was right infront of tosser, she thought it was hilarious, I did not. spent the whole journey getting redder and redder and I practicallly RAN off the bus, gawd I such a mong sometimes.
Im gonna either stare at tosser as much as I want and not care or try to stop looking at him which would be attempting the impossible. urgh Im a dick.
Sunday, 7 February 2010
CONFRONT!
I have talked about tosser approximatley 300 times today, I am completly obsessed with a boy who thinks Im an elf loving freak (well I suppose I am but..). I just want to say 'Hi, I dont fancy you, I just think youre really fit!' but ofcourse I can't because I do not own a fucking pair of nuts and I can't even walk past him without turning bright red and going all high pitched and squeaky!! I am going to confront him tomorrow and say ' I FANCY YOU, PLEASE MOVE SCHOOLS SO I CAN GET ON WITH MY GOD DAMN LIFE' then run away like the cowardly mouse that I am!! urgh I just wish I could move on to someone a little more in my league which probably means Dougal Mc'Bernie.!!
Urgh I really can't stop thinking about him, Ive tried but Epically Failed. I just wish he'd move so I wouldnt have to see him EVERY day, why did he have to be not only be on my bus, BUT on my bus stop. really wish Lauren didnt open her too big mouth, urgh he now knows I not only fancy him but am completely obsessed and unable to walk past him without flushing what can only be described as a bright crimson (I blushed when I was near him before but he didnt seem to notice, fuckin rem).
I have a huge urge to chuck a glow in the dark dildo at him and knock the tosser out!! but obviously that would be illegal and Im not ready to go to jail just yet ;)
I have a huge urge to chuck a glow in the dark dildo at him and knock the tosser out!! but obviously that would be illegal and Im not ready to go to jail just yet ;)
Friday, 5 February 2010
annoyed
argghhh why is it that when you finally think youre over someone, they talk to you and youre back where you fucking started!!!
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